Funny story?

I’m drunk, and I have a story to finish before midnight tomorrow. Whoops.


The word limit is 1500. The truth is my story stands at about 1800 shitty words. I need to make it 1500 good ones.


Did I mention I’m drunk?
At least I’m up almost a grand on Lumiere Casino in St. Louis.

But blah, not good on the story.